• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    be me

    sitting on the toilet at the bouldering gym

    suddenly weird feeling on my feet

    look down

    oh crap, I accidentally shat my socks

    suddenly, an idea

    see OPs post for rest of the story

  • phorq@lemmy.mlEspañol
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    7 months ago

    I wonder if they could invent socks with a toe-print reader and a silent gps alarm… And while we’re at it, let’s add some exercise tracking stuff for runners. Only $500 and a monthly subscription!

    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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      7 months ago

      $500, monthly subscription, and your GPS and foot data get sold for advertising purposes

      • WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        7 months ago

        Consider it an investment if you can also sell the realtime state of your feet via onlyfans. Even better if there’s an amateur podiatry chat for the real freaks.

        “The way they’re curling their toes, they gotta be doing something good.”

        “Get arch support”

        “Sleep chat?”

        “Seriously, get arch support”