Geography: You can try, but it’s gonna take you a while.
Cartography: “Would you not lick my maps, please?”
History: Fuck You.
Sociology: Allowed and encouraged in some fields, others… better not.
Economics: “Is Human Resources there?”
Medicine: “Next, please.” or “Don’t, please.”
Civil engineering: Go ahead, eat the dirt.
Law: Go to jail.
Political science: Could you please do this somewhere else?
Chemistry has discovered more than they probably care to admit by accidentally licking things.
Purposefully licking things.
Chemists of old were a bit less safety conscious than we are today. Tasting the chemicals you just made was just part of the job back then.
Chemists of old were plenty safety conscious. Licking the science is what apprentices were for.