LOL:

“Water Lantern Festival, 5 p.m., The Park at River Walk, 11298 Stockdale Highway. $35.99 before Aug. 9, $45.99 before Aug. 16, $55.99 the day of the event, $13.70 to $17.70 for youth ages 8 to 14, free for children up to age 7 (ticket does not include lantern)”

So, after spending $56 per person to attend an event in a public park, the event doesn’t even provide a lantern to participate in the event‽