Plot twist: Harrison Ford asks every older Asian man if he’s Short Round
And everyone is too intimidated by him to say no. He’s hugged 211 unsuspecting Asian men since the 80s.
Someone’s got to stop this lunatic serial hugger!
Very annoyed that with his resurgence, we didn’t get the return of short round. He should have popped up in the new movie, as an adult explorer following in Indy’s footsteps
Short Round instead of Waller-Bridges’ role world have made the movie a lot more organic than “daughter of the best friend Indy has never mentioned”.
They could have done the equivalent the “last crusade”, but instead of Sean Connery, its Harrison Ford .
Speaking of Waller-Bridge:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebe_Waller-Bridge
Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge was born in Hammersmith, London, on 14 July 1985, the daughter of Michael Cyprian Waller-Bridge, founder of the electronic trading platform Tradepoint, and Theresa Mary, daughter of Sir John Edward Longueville Clerke, 12th Baronet, employed by the Worshipful Company of Ironmongers. The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex. Her grandfather, Cyprian Waller-Bridge (1918-1960), “a Wodehousian sort of character… ‘the eccentric son of an eccentric vicar’”, was an actor and BBC announcer. On her father’s side, she is a descendant of the Revd Sir Egerton Leigh, 2nd Baronet, and a distant relative of politician and author Egerton Leigh, Conservative MP for Mid Cheshire from 1873 to his death in 1876
Baronet? Worshipful company of ironmongers? Cuckfield? British as fuck.
And more writing talent in her left nipple than the entire panel of writers that churned out that god-awful Indiana Jones tripe
I had the distinct impression she rewrote her own dialogue at least.
Ohhhh crazy I didn’t realise that’s who he was! I thought he was just some random Asian dude who had popped into Hollywood prominence with Loki and Everything Everywhere. He’s even more of a gem than I thought!
ke huy quan is the most humble and wholesome person in hollywood besides keanu reeves imo
So Harrison Ford wasn’t a dick to a guy he worked with once whose name he forgot? Cool.
You know what, I retract my statement. This is a heart warming worthy take. But I’ll leave my comment up to be a testament to me being a bit of a dick. Good for you Lemmy, you’re more wholesome on the whole than I.
You must be such a nice and positive person to be with /s
Yup, my mere presence brings never ending joy 😃
Hence the username, I guess. :p
It’s not so much that he forgot his name as that he remembered his face. At his age, and after all these years? Yeah, that’s cool.
He’s fucking old wo/man
