• ɔiƚoxɘup@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Pay off all debts with whatever you have after taxes. Put the rest in investments. Let her pay for the trip to congratulate you.

    Of course, it’s fake, but that’s what you do with windfalls.

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    She’s just a body pillow Anon… I know you like to call her your “waifu”, but she can’t actually make you do anything you don’t want to do. I say put her back in her slip cover and stick her in the closet, with $18k you can afford a harem of Real Dolls who won’t talk back to you 😉

    • Lvxferre@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      Not even a body pillow, Anon is a master tulpamancer and made a tulpa of some MLP character.

      • RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works
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        10 months ago

        tulpa
        tulpamancer

        When I looked these up, I was really expecting the first link to be Urban Dictionary. Learning that it was derived from Buddhist traditions was a surprise.