Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce
sfstandard.com
"Let me get this straight," he said. "You're hosting a 'future of AI' event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably?"

John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

  • V0ldek@awful.systemsEnglish
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    3 hours ago

    “You’re a VP of customer success?” he asked another attendee. “Congratulations on your position that did not exist five years ago!”

    Okay what the fuck is a “VP of customer success” though, that’s a title so made up money laundering has to be involved, no?

    • antifuchs@awful.systemsEnglish
      3·
      2 hours ago

      The industry called it “field engineering” previously, and “customer support” prior to that; renames happened every time the execs heard how this portion of their business is only a cost center and can easily be done by chat bots (to which the customer success people would say, good luck with that).

    • gerikson@awful.systemsEnglish
      6·
      3 hours ago

      “Customer success” has been creeping into biztalk lately. According to Ed Zitron it refers to that subspecies of salescritter that works with SaaS victimscustomers to ensure they keep expanding their buying.