• hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    So we have school 4 days a week instead of 5. Your child will be back to their original gender in time for the weekend.

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    I recall the old Bugs Bunny cartoons and the rascally rabbit dressed up as a woman. The MAGATs are regressive turds.

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    17 hours ago

    No, you’re thinking of that coffin in Dark Souls. Completely different thing, though I understand if you’re a complete moron it can be confusing.

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      He hate-rages himself to bed, knowing he has multiple lawsuits he has to attend, a shrinking circle of people he trusts, two assassination attempts, and his wife and family are counting down the days he dies.

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    “I don’t want to get into the details.”

    Yeah. I know. Because it doesn’t farking happen

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    What if the actual reason for an increasing number of LGBTQ people (besides society finally starting to treat them with some degree of basic acceptance that everyone deserves- still a long way to go, but it seems better than the past) was an ever increasing amount of estrogen antagonizing plastic pollution in our habitat? Would DJT favor more regulation of the plastics and chemical industries?

    My guess is not. He mostly just wants to use some fictional boogeyman to further destroy our schools (very real measureable decline since he took office that people want to blame on covid rather than his appointee Betsy DeVos).

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      And acceptance leads to openness… imagine the MASSIVE amount of closeted gays in Trump’s Generation.

      Today we are more accepting than even in the grayish 80s, now that not even AIDS is connected with it.

      A kid growing up now could turn out gay or trans way earlier in life than “usual” because they are born that way. Similar to better Diagnostics leading to more cases of Autism.

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    It’s the country of Lalalandburg and it’s located in the remote recesses of the back of a senile, irrelevant, and terrified old man’s head.

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    “I don’t want to get into the details.”

    Real “You guys weren’t going to fact check” energy.

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    No no Donnie I insist, please go into the details. Cuz I just got done helping the kids with their homework and it was all math and reading and spelling.

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    Would it be so terrible if your kid came home a different gender? Would they still be your kid? Would you still love them? There are worse things - like your kid coming home full of holes made by an AR-15.

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    This only got overshadowed by his “they’re eating the cats and dogs“ quote. Aside from that, this may be one of the most insane things he’s said.

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      More insane than thinking Canada has a giant faucet that takes all the melt water from the polar ice cap and dumps it in the Pacific, instead of letting it run “down” to California?

      Edit. Pluralised ice cap. I don’t think even Trump is stupid enough to think the south pole’s run off ends up in Canada.

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      nope. it’s super easy. The Onion is no longer Satire, they’re just reporting the news.