I’m not a huge fan, at least relative to my partner who will be joining you in chugging the red velvet.

Why do you think we have tons of old finished wood objects still around even thousands of years later and almost no unfinished wood objects?

Can’t expect consistent revenue from someone who buys something that lasts a long time.

Acceptable but also painting something with a little kid is so much fun and then all the toys look like scatter plots of colour

I can’t believe you took the bit so far as to actually put me in a fake dungeon. The effort spent on the decor is amazing, the skeleton shackled to the wall looks so real!

Can red velvet be a liquid?

If it’s not a paid day off it’s not a real holiday

Haha good one, nice prank on me

I just use hexbear and one other tab for everything else. I think it’s on jumble.top rn because i wanted to see if the new cursed media thing is on there.

If something important happens I’ll see it on here

Um… hi… er… greetings? Ah jeez never talked to a king before… do i call you my liege or your grace or your highness or what? Am i even supposed to be talking to you rn?

Do they have any argument as to why or are they signing their names to a list of inaugural gulag inmates just for the love of the game?

Oh great now there’s asbestos dust all over the city. Way to go

That’s about how many i need that’s fine

“'Scuse me, miss, you smell something burning?”

In case you weren’t aware this is the meta for making someone smell your fart

Farting a bunch in the side room i was hiding in to look at phone and having someone walk in there with their tools to work as i leave the area.

Did it today and it was so bad i apologized as i walked away

Listening to a podcast with a slightly more serious tone than usual and being confused why a minor speech error doesn’t derail the episode for 10 minutes

Infuriating. Why must everyone go through this humiliating ritual of performing for their permission to live?

I really hope for a future where you not only don’t have to do labour but also dont feel pressured to apologize for it.

you need to see a doctor

I really hate it. I have a diagnosis that says i need to chill, yet i must produce!

Yeah this is kinda me with my electronic projects right now but i don’t think i would go as far as describing it as anhedonia.