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The plane was flown by Obama, funded by Kamala Harris, and the mastermind was Biden, it’s all so clear now

Harry Potter is fascinating to me because the books have messages against bigotry in them, and you look at the author and wonder how the gap between reality and the story could possibly exist

The jokes about the phone connection and Zeus is that 505A can be read as 505 amps, an electrical measurement for current. 505 amps is quite a lot, especially in the context of being for a phone. 505 amps is about equivalent to 20 1200 watt microwaves running at the same time (120V).

Back in my day, our phones were powered by the wrath of Zeus. We had to anger him BOTH WAYS to get some lightning to call and hang up.

31st of May 2025, I spent $500 on upgrading to a 7800x3d, which was the cost of the CPU and motherboard. The RAM was just thrown in with the motherboard (X870 AYM Gaming, not like it didn’t make me buy an expensive board to get it, but still). That 32 GB 6000 CL36 RAM is now $500 just on its own.

I don’t think I could have possibly gotten luckier on the timing of that purchase

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Can confirm, it’s a spaghetti mess here. It’s not a pleasant driving experience, and it certainly isn’t a pleasant living experience.

She’s an eldritch horror whos age is beyond human comprehension of time, naturally

Fun fact: Your chances of dying are never 0, any second could be your last ☺️

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Thats the politician approach

“after all why not? Why shouldn’t I snatch some fangirl right out of highschool?”

Get countless of their own people killed to save us Americans from ourselves until the next pedophile president comes along?

This guy trains

I really should go for the back of my throat, it’s had a sort of strep looking thing back there for like 8 months. But I went to the doctor in the first month of it, at which point they tested for strep throat which came back negative, shrugged their shoulders, and sent me on my way. Cost me $200 for a trip that lasted maybe 10 minutes.

So of course I’m reluctant to go back and have accepted that the back of my throat is just permanently strep throat-like although may or may not actually be strep throat. Don’t really feel any symptoms from it, just feels a bit dry in the mornings

Ok, ignoring the blatant disregard for human life Israel has exhibited over the last forever, isn’t this monumentally stupid? Couldn’t this just spread to Israel as well?

“Bozzo also highlighted the benefits that Amazon will bring to the city, especially increased tax revenue, construction jobs, and a million-dollar donation towards a new fire truck. He also pointed out that the tech giant has been giving grants to non-profit organizations in the city, as well as sponsoring the annual Gilroy Garlic Festival.”

Ah yes, the old “they gave us some spare change so suck it up and deal with it plebians” strategy.

Fuck fuck fuck I’m late for work by like 2 hours god damn gotta go eat breakfast and get the fuck out of here. Oh wait it’s 8 pm.l

Impossible to do anything without one of our almighty corporate overlords catching wind of it and exploiting it for profit.

I’ve heard from some people that 7zip is pretty good