NewPipe is my friend

It’s ok pup, my farts scare me too sometimes

Well, it’s not ALL CAPS 🤔

… but it does still use caps for Emphasis

Nearly 17 Holocausts

That is nearly 114,250 9/11’s worth of dumb people

Might need to recalculate the Latino vote

Officers sue to compel Congress to install a Jan. 6 riot insurrection memorial at Capitol

FTFY

I think that’s just one way of saying they’re not prints worth stealing

My kids have days they can call in just for mental health

I wish I had that

I mean, I run my own business, but still…

It’s only a matter of time Qantas, you’re flying Boeings

Well, he’s not wrong

Heating the can in the microwave makes the beans taste extra sparkly

How do we determine what 3rd world is?

Have we looked at our own country lately?

Trump likes to argue 24 hrs a day

Just pick a time that’s convenient for you Iran

Git 'em all!

All them imgrants 'n anchor babies until only the real Native Americans are left

Cum is a dollar extra

Batman is a billionaire