That’s more than Bonnie Blue!

But is it half empty or half full?

Woohoo!

I like big boots and I can not lie!

Phantom Pain is like… The first or second mission IIRC. 🤔

Edit: It’s not even called “Phantom Pain,” it’s “Phantom Limbs.” 😔

His repainting was transformative enough that it is his own thing.

I hope this train Tolbaruns on time.

My first wish is that my wishes are not corrupted, and they are fulfilled to the intent in my heart and mind without any trickery of bullshit.

My second wish is to have the ability to draw extremely well.

My third wish is that I can bring my drawings to life.

The last two powers will enable me to have infinite wishes by simply drawing things like immortality pills, scifi technology, and just straight up money if I wanted.

People are gonna suck no matter where you go. At least it’s not generating profit for a piece of shit mega corp.

Getting bit by a radioactive domesticated dog leads to having the power to sing castrato when your testicles suddenly disappear.

You paid $50,000 for a new family vehicle to get your kids around and get groceries and shit.

I paid $1.50 for a tiny Porche that I’m gonna make crash and do loop-de-loops on plastic strips with.

We are not the same.

Before new toy is delivered: Too many hours in the day.

After new toy arrives: Not enough hours in the day.

To be fair, everyone everywhere speaks a made up language. Be kinda hard to speak a language that was never made up.

It could be worse. We could have circular screens instead of rectangles, right now.

The only thing that really separates scifi from fantasy is an explanation of the magic. If the magic is just technology or can be explained somewhat scientifically, it becomes scifi.

The one Mr. Burns thing that stuck with me was when he fired an employee because he found an atom on him.

It’s the load of shit in his pants.

Spider-Man is half’n’half. He got super strength and agility as well as his “spider senses” from the spider bite.

His webshooters, suits, and other tools he made himself. The Raimi films always bugged me that they made his web shooting stuff a mutation from the bite and not showing off his intelligence and engineering skills. Cuz he also didn’t have money like Batman or Ironman.

They certainly work in the Walmarts in my area. There’s usually a good chance you can absolutely not see someone with a huge cart of shit running out of one of the back or side doors and setting the alarm off any given day you happen to also be in the store.

New computer. Tho maybe not a 5090 if they’re gonna be catching on fire.