The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.

They need to combine forces so Studio Ghibli makes a Dark Souls/Elden Ring movie, and Fromsoft makes a game about Princess Mononoke or something.

Many a game designer has tried. I have yet to see one succeed. I don’t even understand it. It seems like at some point, every designer who gets hugely popular has the thought “what if I made a game that you could only play once?” And the save thing is just a stepping stone toward that.

That would be the shittiest game, dude. 🤣

They did also change some fundamental things about the game beyond just making it look pretty. Movement feels way smoother, plus you can sprint now. Combat is also smoother, with shit actually comboing together fluidly and also not having the stupidly slow Stealth attack animations (stealth and non stealth attack animations are identical now).

I still wouldn’t pay full price for it. Only reason I have it at all is because it’s on GamePass.

However I will say that they succeeded in giving me the same exact experience as playing the original for the first time. “This looks amazing… Too bad it runs like shit 😩” (and honestly, KCD2 looks better while also running better).

It straight up uses a mix of UE5 and the original GameBryo. Right down to bugs still unfixed in the current version of the OG oblivion. The ESM and ESP files are even 1:1 identical.

It made me wonder if I could load up a mod that just adds a new NPC made with the original editor but in the new game. I just don’t remember how, exactly, to manually load the .esp file via adding a line to one of the files.

You need to boil the macaroni first. It’s not supposed to be crunchy.

Heyo

Me: “I hope you like Lisa Frank!”

There’s some weird shit going on, man. Beans flying everywhere, dudes who don’t want to shit for 3 days. Who’s that sending pictures of dead girls to everyone? I don’t know! Mod team, go! Mod team, go!

Why is he keeping her hanging from the ceiling of his secret lab? What was the plan there?

They usually have kinky sex on Wednesdays and it was Wednesday.

That’s the reason I originally thought they were cool, however, in practice, they almost never allowed you to mix anything with anything, and it was purely a limit placed in the software. I couldn’t cherry anything but coke and dr pepper on any of them I ever used. I couldn’t add lemon to anything but the already raspberry flavored Fuze tea. I couldn’t add vanilla to the root beer or have grape flavored sprite. Shit pisses me off, because it wasn’t that they didn’t have a certain flavor, the interface just didn’t show the flavors available for every possible soda on the machine. Especially when I would see people elsewhere with them setup in the way you really want, where you could cherry everything. 😬

It’s the omni-genital.

Sure but hadn’t he been basically telling the story to his kid long before he actually wrote it down?

It’s pretty common in rogue likes and souls likes not to have any kind of manual saving. Though, souls likes done right generally save every action you take (Fromsoft) or every X seconds so you don’t really lose progress. You just can’t rage quit upon death to not take the L.

Save & Quit still technically allows one to save any time 😤

You can even get around the deletion upon loading by duplicating the save file.

That’s not the only option.

He could have the president killed. Doesn’t have to just make him resign.

What high quality data? They have nothing, that’s why they are doing this bullshit.

it does what now

It’s been doing it since Windows 8.

Tea: lemon and honey.

Coffee: sugar and cream.

The seven days of the week:

Taco Tmonday, Taco Tuesday, Taco Twednesday, Taco Thursday, Taco Tfriday, Taco Tsaturday, and Taco Tsunday.