Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.

I’m doing my part!

They were the first restaurant to offer Sparkling Beef on the menu back in the 80s, but they stopped marketing it when the Carbonated Meat fad had run it’s course.

They continued to use gas impregnation on their meats when they discovered it allowed large piles of nutritive matter to cook more quickly and evenly, similarly to how the burger patties at Wendy’s an and White Castle are partially perforated.

Somewhat related: earbuds for human sized rabbits would be huge.

I forget, did they rename Dijon mustard during the Freedom Fries era?

*renting a tractor

I vaguely remember plastic shopping bags being pushed as greener than paper bags because plastic can be recycled* and the corps pushed the idea that rain forests were being mowed down to feed paper mills.

*They didn’t tell us that plastic bags have to be sorted out of other recyclables and would probably just end up in a landfill if mixed in with paper/aluminum. I still see chuckle fucks tossing plastic garbage bags of cans into recycling bins and wonder if any of my properly sorted recycling will be reclaimed, or if the whole bin is just going to be landfill now.

Just after Construction Season. What do you think roofers do to survive the lean months between jobs?

Exploding Head Syndrome maybe? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

That was possibly the raddest gadget in Snowcrash.

Is there a ratio tipping point when a salad is all dressing, croutons and protein and the lettuce is just a garnish for some color?

Adding a couple more lanes would get things moving. /S

Has anyone actually run into any of these South Africans? Are they giving them housing on military bases or are there Africa towns popping up in the middle of nowhere or something?

I donate to Pistols for Pandas because those poor guys need all the firepower they can get.

There’s a tiny chance you may be one of those people that can stay productive on heroin and create great art while on it, so everyone should try it at least once. /S

For those that might not know: Pacifiers were/are used by people that are rolling/ high on mdma/ecstacy. The drug and/or whatever other drugs the pulls are cut with can cause jaw clenching and teeth grinding.

This illustration is completely wrong.

The man representing hackers isn’t in a fur suit.

Basically a meal worth of calories that we’ve been conditioned to consider a mid day treat or pick me up.

What jelly lurks within the Croak-Nut?

You are literally sitting on a water chair and not hydrating?