Buy a reaaallyy good pair of rollerskates.

Grab-ass, mostly.

Not cool.

Knowing that she cribbed most of it from Neil Gaimsn makes it doubly toxic to me.

Hooray!

Or… Oh no!?

The Obverse Peters Projection?

Also, he smells bad.

It used to be Bigboote, but now it’s this guy.

Gentlemen… To evil!

Cool.

Mosquitos.

How many alive?

Gameboy style side scroller. Heroic squid fights off polluted flora and fauna before taking in a big boss. Final levels are going up against the polluters and their bosses.

Ashley Burch is owed some money.

Shoe/shoe.

Take it sleazy.

Nah, he was offering nuclear swapsies for Ukraine and Iran.

Seven Death

You might like The Kid Detective then.

Stanley Tucci.

Always a delight.

Straw hat.