Just reading the title has got my skin feeling all prickly.

He should go back to Oldmanmurray.

He would be age appropriate now.

Systems Shocks, One and Two.

It would be pretty easy for her, considering that she already has the answer key.

“Wait a minute… I don’t think her getting hired for this position was merit-based like she told me it was…”

The Phantom Zone in all other Superman media: Turn on a machine and open a portal.

The Phantom Zone in Superman 2: “WE BANISH YOU TO THE LP DIMENSION!”

Ask for consent.

Poob would like to hire back all it’s human workers. Unfortunately, Poob fired them in the literal sense. Poob cannot employ ashes and rendered fat.

Yet.

Smashburgers are about hijaking the Maillard reaction. Thinner meat means more browning.

Trump: “I’m going to shit-talk Bruce Springsteen.”

The entire state of New Jersey:

Really going all in on the “Oh no”.

Ignorant morons.

You know… cops.

“Running to the right will work for me because I’m a white dude!”

Seems like it would perfectly align with Lemmy’s ideals.

We almost never uncover accursed tomes or massive government conspiracies.

(Archivist)

But why would orange juice be effected by tariffs?

Would it have anything to with growers shipping concentrate out of the country to get bottled and then re-importing it back to stores?

Life is far too serious for me to take it seriously.

Are they going to try to blame this on Alberto Mielgo?

Thst’s a good way to get your charter revoked, ICE (is jerks)

They were probably very drunk in '89. Otherwise they would have remembered that the dude got clipped for using the country as his own personal bank account.