Reminds me of The Unicorns

New tv show premise: lifeguards do the police physical and police do the lifeguard physical.

At least go Wild Turkey if you’re going the whiskey route. Stronger, cheaper, and at least to me tastes better.

You will always pay for portability.

Scurry is enhanced so it balances out

The ability to see the right path and the self assuredness to walk it.

Everytime I hear that it’s been ten years since X, I hear Jeremy Piven in Grosse Pointe Blank.

Haha thanks me too

Thanks, I’ll be here until the DOJ finds out about Lemmy

“Children are dying. The injustices of the world hide in those three words.”

Thank god global warming isn’t real or the emperor would melt like a candle

Last thing I worked on was Mindhunter. Without getting too specific I was on the more logistical side of things.

You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole

Not anymore, but I’ve spent my fair share of Fraturdays wondering when the hell things would wrap.

This was for minimum wage in 2004 at 5.15/hr and 6.15/hr if we were teaching lessons.

Had to jump in and put a kid back on a wall during a lesson, closest I had to doing an actual save. Also had to call 911 once, but it was for someone out of the pool. This was over a three year period, but it was a pretty small pool.

But doing lessons there were countless times where you’re righting kids floundering or helping people back to the wall, but you’re already in the water and it was very hands on. Or you’re a second guard and sitting on the wall observing the lesson/keeping an eye on the rest of the pool. The lowest level of swimmers especially, you’re probably having to make a few assists a class.

Surprisingly never had to do anything at a birthday party, but they were the worst simply because you’d just get a lot of wildcards you don’t know and there’d be a lot to watch. The vast majority of our time was spent watching over regulars so it was pretty relaxed with regards to having to feel out the swimming ability new faces all the time.

beyond even his transmutative abilities and we haven’t even talked the gravy

dry and stringy it was like battered chicken jerky

I’ve no delusions of general human nature and corruption. But the US sits apart in the way it incarcerates and spends its money. And it’s perfectly normal and ignored because most can’t see past their 401ks. I’ve little interest in further enabling such a monstrous endeavor.

It’s not even barbed