Feels like Santa, in Toejam and Earl

Sounds a bit like the minting of a new Space Marine

Asking his 12 year old, over the protests of his wife, whether said 12 year old prefers girls with big boobs or small boobs. And pressing the issue for ten minutes after the 12 year old told him that that was an offensive and disgusting question to hear from this particular pervert and demonstrated child groomer.

Echoing Alice’s Restaurant. It’s funny too.

New bar trivia team name: The Group Dubya Bench

Oh fk I’m gonna christ

I am behind the times on some abbreviations. And dense.

What is AD in this context?

I can’t get at the data yet. Cloudflare and/or DDoS problems.

Seconded. I would grow a humiliation kink just for her.

Washed his fro in blackened mud (He’s beautiful)

Paging Joe Burrow

Ditto

Like the lady with whiteout in Erin Brockovich

“Wanna see an impression of you?” kid says to an old guy.

“gamble gamble gamble DIEEE”

Dawww, they’d claim that was the reason too. So, my idea goes behind the shed.

Symbol of “the cross” with hover-over text in which Microsoft writes “pray I don’t amend it further.”

For that future timeline when the meaning of Save becomes “stop working, let Copilot perfect it, and close”