The black cardiome galy

Fall out man

Life mansion

Rat rat

John Colorado

In kitchen

Nice try J. G. Wentworth

With an all in one remote with programmable activities if isn’t even an extra step

https://xkcd.com/927/

Not with that attitude

Don’t tell harry

Social Security is forced retirement savings. There’s a cap on what you pay in because there’s a cap on what you pay out.

They can’t charge a subscription for an internal clock

Best to just start fasting until the next administration

What’s your vector victor

I didn’t know sensei kreese was on lemmy

But this time without centralized authority

Ai is sabotaging his farm so it can buy it for a data center

Eleven

There was a commercial for a cruise line where the daughter stopped smiling as soon as she saw mom was filming, does that count?

Time to give up on outdoors, connect all buildings with climate controlled walkways

Giving his niece a terminally ill puppy for Christmas and saying “Jesus killed your puppy on his birthday because you didn’t spend enough on your uncle’s Christmas presents”

What if I add 1! to the end

Scalping only works because that’s already the market rate, if the venue charged that price to begin with then scalping wouldn’t work.

Pineapple on pizza