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  • Buy a cat. In my area most people are dog people and it’s been my experience that dog people are VEHEMENTLY dog people. The mere presence of a feline in your house will send them into fits.

    Ergo:

    The chances that a potential burglar is a dog person of this type is very high and thus having a cat will dissuade them from entry.

    or to put it another way:

    Minecraft has taught me that Creepers hate Cats.





  • I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.

    I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don’t need a litany of how disgusting that is.











  • true, but the chance that it will become authoritarian is very high, which is why a lot of people dislike it.

    boiled down, Communism and Oligarchy operate in starkly similar ways.

    Oligarchy: Corporations run the Government

    Communism: Government runs the Corporations

    It doesn’t matter if under one it’s done for profit and under the other it is done to supply need, the people at the top will try to bend the system for their own benefit eventually.