I dunno what theyre on about, but it give me an idea. I should try putting a sponge in my bong as a secondary disposable filter. Thanks Charlotte PD, good thinking.

Thats the good worldbuilding honestly. Goblins would treasure severed balls at least as much as gems. Foreskin vault was a bit on the nose tho.

This is why i answer the phone with a sort of growling glossolalia. Well, actually because its funny to me, but itd be even funnier if they copied that.

I think it counts, but the bank wont take them rolled that way and thats fucked up.

You can glue weights to one side to correct this.

K

I looked up a 500hz tone so i could better imagine the timbre of a cardoor slamming on some balls. One can imagine the yelling harmonizing with it mayhaps.

Joseph Stalentils too

As is correct 🙏

Those are thoughtful and practical grave goods. Your roommate knew what was right.

God i love mosquitos

You’d need something way more hypertonic than anything for good pickling. You’d probably need to at least double the osmolarity of monster to start getting a sugar-acid brine. Gotta reduce ur cans down.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is also really into multiverses for unrelated reasons. He just wants to find himself, and his place in the universe, and his place in himself.

This peyote tastes funny

The frontal legs suggest you’re a clatterpiller, or maybe a clinchworm. Poor Claxonomy

Protecting my son from the waves of satan by enclosing him in a perfectly fuctional, if crude, orgone box.

Yim yum! Giving it a nice grey sear, to lock in the spore juices

Bean the spider, obviously

Currently huffing sulfides out of pure spite rn The cope burns

The purple sulfur bacteria were photosynthezing just fine without shitting the air combustable. Imagine just throwing your waste up in the air and letting it fall down around you instead of stacking it into neat mineralized layers beneath you, disgusting.

You do not, in fact, have to hand it to them.