Is that renowned director M. Night Chameleon?

Honestly though? Regardless of who said it, it already sounds like bad advice to me.

It would also have a 2,530 market value according to that table. The pile of gold necesary to craft that is 5,000.

Imagine crafting something from 4kg of pure gold and then it’s so ugly nobody would take it for more than half its material’s value.

Give it a quick spin and if you’re fast enough, it’ll just shake everything a bit but everyone around is going to puke.

En même temps, salir le RN…

“Arrêtez de faire des tâches sur notre marée noire!”

Oh ben ça va, s’il a purgé sa peine pour putain de tentative de meurtre, c’est qu’on peut lui faire confiance, alors.

My VR headset can create pretty accurate 3D maps of my environment like nothing, and it only uses cameras to do so, so I can imagine it’s doable.

Then, yeah, it doesn’t “make sense” for that thing to externalize that.

There’s something not working in this article.

They say it “makes sense” for the device to basically send the plan of your home to some online server, because the vacuum is not powerful enough to process this data on its own. This is already a bit horrifying to me, but okay.

And then when that guy blocked it out, the vacuum “worked for a while” before something sent the kill command through an update.

How come is it still working at all if navigation requires that server?

The thing in the lower right is not a signature, it’s the logo for a mobile game.

Update : CotND is now working (again!) on Switch 2. And I haven’t had the sound issue from earlier either. There was a bugfix patch lately, and I guess they must have found what caused the Switch 2 crash and fixed it in this.

Fuck off with your shirty attempt at a disguised mobile game ad.

Ce sont les rats qui ont porté plainte?

I am sure anyone who played Tears of the Kingdom did that at some point, but there are those koroks little guys you’re supposed to guide to their destination, generally by designing machines to carry them there.

Of course instead you just strap them to the most absurd rocket powered contraptions and play Korok Space Program.

A bit weird indeed. I’ve played it on switch and it runs perfectly fine on it.

I can kind of see that.

It was not a huge problem for me, but I play lots of metroidvania, and I am used to memorizing stuff for later. And for stuff that I know will be hard to remember, occasionally, I might take notes or screenshots of hints.

Though most of the time, there are more than one hint for a single quest. The game does a very good job at updating every related NPC dialogue when something has changed.

But if you want to find everything, yeah you have to talk to absolutely everyone. TWICE. Almost everyone has two lines of dialogue at any moment.

I like CrossCode, but I am going to bat for Phoenotopia Awakening, one of the best game almost nobody has heard about. Slightly different perspective but similarly massive game full of secrets, puzzles, fun characters and a consistent world where even the tiniest bit of banter can lead you to discover something on the other side of the map.

and linkedin influencer

Checks out. They were already “vibe socializing” long before an AI could fail at that in their stead.

Yeah, I would never even have considered those if I just encountered them with no other info.

I can get branding things that are maybe even tangentially related to their main activity, and then there’s a chance they’d want something at least decent. Possibly.

That one is so random I couldn’t imagine more thought went into it than tacking their logo on the cheapest thing they could buy.

It doesn’t actually appear anywhere in game but Oblivion’s main character has an internal name in the editor. “Bendu Olo”. Very Geoge Lucas kind of name.

Shin Megami Tensei games have you rename their protagonist (and often the 3 other central characters too), but most of them don’t have a canonical name. Also most of the time those people are supposed to be Japanese. Every time I am starting a game like that I struggle to choose a name that doesn’t stick out like a sore thumb for them.

If there is a default name, I usually use it. Exceptions are the kind of RPG where the character is a blank slate, whose identity doesn’t matter at all and whose appearance is custom (like Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Xenoblade X for example). And stuff like Pokémon, obviously. When your avatar is going to meet other players, doesn’t look good if everyone has the same name.

I started Xenoblade Chronicles X (Wii U) without even knowing the main character had a canon name (it’s… Cross. Like the X is supposed to be pronounced in the games’s title). But even if know it now I still rename them. They are custom, there is multiplayer, and story-wise they’re the blandest of characters anyway, so…