Working on music production is not the way.

Sit down tomorrow and make a song. The whole thing, one fully fleshed out song. It doesn’t need polished and radio ready It just needs the notes and rhythms planned out.

That’s it A song in a day. If you do this twice a week all year you’ll have over 100 songs. Pick the best 12, rework/ polish/ mix/master/ and boom that’s an album. You’ll have 12 songs that nobody cares about but you.

It’s ok GiantChickDicks. We will let it slide this time

Friend, you can have them, As long as you wear them with pride and fully accept the empowerment they provide. Someday you may befriend someone who is lost, lonely, miserable, and has been wearing the same shoes for their whole lives. That’s your sign. Take them shoe shopping.

My eyesight is crappy and my eye doctor is a turd, so I can’t see shit. What am I looking at here?

Ritual Black Magick and Hermeticism require the novice to contact, explore, accept, and exhalt their most opposite sexual identity, so this has always been a thing.

Grant Morrison has some really interesting experiences with this, but we are all some varying percentages of part male, part female, and part neither. Identifying as any one of these strongly and entirely while renouncing the others is essentially denying your soul/spirit a fair chance to develop fully in this lifetime. You don’t have to commit to anything if you don’t want to, but as a man, you can’t understand how to treat others until you’ve walked a mile in their heels, skate shoes, cowboy slippers, weighted diving boots, lacy pink booties or wooden clogs. ( I think that covers it )

Professional, handsome, clean…but not like a cop, convict, conscript, or a creep (sometimes I use Catholic Preist here…same thing)

With any luck I will supply the pot.

After all the secret to good food is

Seeing how it’s a whole-ass meme format for years now and nobody has been worried about it until now, I doubt that will stand in court.

Why would the church want a John Wick / Constantine crossover in real life?

His ilk usually don’t age past the baseball cap age mentally.

I first saw Walk Off the Earth play it in a single guitar in one take

He’s still breathing and that’s a severe problems for everyone on earth.

Something tells me this is the longest she has held a job down.

So it’s the Cessnas spraying us with chemicals then? I thought it was the ones with the clearly harmless contrails but dang.

That’s the American Ocean or something

Fireplaces exist

Translated into dummy English “Digging a hole for someone else doesn’t mean you can’t fall in too”

I can hear the shitty alarm sound through this pic.

That’s it. Someone else always did it for them. They don’t realize they’re pathetic.

Peeing on the seat is on, just fucking wipe it down with TP before you flush.

Jk I know they don’t flush either.

JFC in a handbasket what the ?!? I guess some people don’t really give a shit what happens and just vote so they can say they participated.

Vermin Supreme where are you!