In the streets we call it colloquial silver.

Ivermectin? I hardly knew her.

I’ve been told about dropout tv multiple times, I should watch it. I don’t know why I’m not watching

Maybe do both.

Nah, a cruel and unjust lord decapitated her after she humiliated some of his corrupt tax collectors. Now you’re trying to unify Japan.

Be happy she gives a shit, if you’re not careful one day the questions will stop coming.

I suggest becoming an aquatic life form.

Tell them to bring in the friend, then hire the friend on the spot and when they spin out of control say you were only kidding and end the meeting.

This is how you trick your kid into digging a hole in the yard.

I think they check with the ISP or something.

But he awoke in an isekai world as a mage and his knowledge electricity gave him an unfair edge

Same here, I worked in a Japanese restaurant. Sometimes kids would come in and I’d make them easy use chopsticks with rubber bands and tissues. Any sort of novelty that helps you escape the monotony is welcome

No all the books rise up against you and try to overthrow you.

Angry?

Bees hate cops.

You need to sneak into the cave where Joe Rogan lives and steal one of his vapes. If you can do this then you will become a man.

When in doubt, start cracking heads!

Close, the correct answer was to crack everyone’s skulls like eggs and spill out their brains like runny eggs.

I pissed in my neighbor’s garden, got his wife pregnant and then ripped apart his newborn with my bare teeth and now my neighbor just wanders in the communal parking lot. At first I felt like the bad guy but I feel a lot better now, because his wife snarls at him whenever he gets close to the house.

Sometimes life surprises you.

Wolverine bone claws, laser vision and invisible penis syndrome