Do not come.

It would also be much easier to conquer than Taiwan.

Preach.

Take the recent Chinese intelligence scandals coming out about their nukes having water in the fuel tanks and silo caps that cant retract. I believe wholeheartedly that corruption has stolen most of the nails from the thermonuclear hands in both Russia and China. Probably even NK too, to some extent.

“guys, did that flower just talk…?”

Nah, dont worry about em. Theyll be o-clay.

Nice. Mmk…

insert quip here

I scooped mine out a few minutes ago and i

shareholders?

No head?

but the post-pee shivers, man scratches idly

Dont forget to put it on a tray.

Roll for intimidation

I think that happened to me when i was a kid. Worked lol

i’m just a kiiiidd and i know that it’s not fair

Lmao nice!

Lmao i make my characters expressly a facet of myself in some way, deliberately. Ive made several characters in the past few years since a big mental breakdown event, its interesting how much mileage a pc can get out of a little trauma!

Best part is that these characters have helped me iron out personal wrinkles in a way that therapy couldn’t. Im still doing therapy tho lol.

Im unsure of Ché-Elmo is a reference or pun but the rest of that is gold

so fucking infuriating