Ohio gozaimasu.

When they’re cold, you’re cold. Head back inside.

The richest third world country.

Da stimme ich dir zu, so ist es tatsächlich besser. Ich hatte diese alte Thurn und Taxis Tante im Ohr und Merz gehört für mich in die selbe Ecke.

Das ist ja gar nicht vergleichbar. Die haben ein ganz anderes Stadtbild.

– Ihr Fritzi Merz

Or anal orifice.

Stalin Line is a military history park. They have WW2 bunkers, loads of Soviet vehicles and an area where they do reenactments. And you could fire that monster rifle and an AK47. They also had a funny story about Hugo Chavez, who watched a reenactment and when the red flag fell down he ran onto the field, full of people with guns (loaded with blanks, but still) and his bodyguards, armed with apparently real ammo, followed him.

May of what? “May have” and not “may of”.

Didn’t Richardson blow them up? His character was quite wacko, so I thought it fit into the movie. I didn’t think too hard about it, though, which is evident because I finished the movie.

I once fired one of these monsters near Minsk in a park called Stalin Line. It set off car alarms over 50m away.

I watched a triple feature of the extended edition in a cinema years ago. What an experience, to spend the entire day there. During a break we got Chinese takeout, the people from the cinema didn’t care. But the people sitting in front of us were annoyed. Or jealous, because they didn’t have this genius idea and instead had to eat the overpriced garbage from the concession stand. I prefer to believe it’s the latter.

Han shoots first?

10.000 Euro per month? WTF kinda money do you make that you can afford to just pass that much on?

Mein Führerschein ist letzten Monat 30 geworden.

This is my hole.

Haben die sich jetzt eigentlich auf Hoecke Jugend geeinigt? Die Abkürzung lieben die doch.

Hoecke Jugend?

This, too, hurts.

Wincest

Boots… boots… shitting up and down again