Dad Jokes

dadjokes@lemmy.world

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Post text, images, or direct links only

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Post text, images, or direct links only

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 months ago

Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 months ago

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cornshark@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago

What do you call someone whose keys go missing at the beach?

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What do you call someone whose keys go missing at the beach?

cornshark@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

Why was the snowman digging through a basket of carrots? 🥕

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Why was the snowman digging through a basket of carrots? 🥕

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

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Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago

What did the earthquake say to the tsunami?

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What did the earthquake say to the tsunami?

Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago

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Antagnostic@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Why does your father find all these jokes funny?

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Why does your father find all these jokes funny?

Antagnostic@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

What a bargain!

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What a bargain!

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

What is Santa's favorite metal band?

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What is Santa's favorite metal band?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago

My box of old batteries.

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My box of old batteries.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago

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Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

also doubles as "classic rock"

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also doubles as "classic rock"

Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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zedgeist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Kindness is key

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Kindness is key

zedgeist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

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What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 5 days ago

What kind of shoes do chickens wear?

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What kind of shoes do chickens wear?

Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 5 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

So many people are too judgemental today....

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So many people are too judgemental today....

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 5 days ago

Dad, what time is your dentist appointment?

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Dad, what time is your dentist appointment?

Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 5 days ago

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Vandals_handle@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Why do farmers have ankles?

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Why do farmers have ankles?

Vandals_handle@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago

What does a mockingbird sound like?

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What does a mockingbird sound like?

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

Be unpredictably punny

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Be unpredictably punny

FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 10 days ago

What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

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What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 10 days ago

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.todayEnglish · 11 days ago

I knew a guy who collected candy canes...

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I knew a guy who collected candy canes...

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.todayEnglish · 11 days ago

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