Dad Jokes

dadjokes@lemmy.world

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Post text, images, or direct links only

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Post text, images, or direct links only

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 1 day ago

When going to France you are only permitted a single egg.

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When going to France you are only permitted a single egg.

ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 1 day ago

Quicky@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

What’s the most common owl in the world?

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What’s the most common owl in the world?

Quicky@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish · 16 hours ago

My friend broke his left arm when he went camping.

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My friend broke his left arm when he went camping.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish · 16 hours ago

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supersquirrel@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago

Can you please relabel "Subscribe" to "Succumb" for this community?

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Can you please relabel "Subscribe" to "Succumb" for this community?

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago

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Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days ago

With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.

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With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.

Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days ago

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Start rekt

crazypeople.online

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Start rekt

crazypeople.online

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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Sacah@aussie.zoneEnglish · 7 days ago

You should organise your meals the night before

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You should organise your meals the night before

Sacah@aussie.zoneEnglish · 7 days ago

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Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish · 10 days ago

I've just received a diagnosis for colour blindness

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I've just received a diagnosis for colour blindness

Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish · 10 days ago

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gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

Where do you keep all your cheesy jokes?

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Where do you keep all your cheesy jokes?

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

In honor of Father's Day, Home Depot is serving free food this afternoon in the lamp isle

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In honor of Father's Day, Home Depot is serving free food this afternoon in the lamp isle

cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

Pudding some thought into it

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Pudding some thought into it

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

Olé

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Olé

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

I'm reading a book on lubricants...

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I'm reading a book on lubricants...

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

naticus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

It really is all purpose

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It really is all purpose

naticus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 10 days ago

How do you think the unthinkable?

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How do you think the unthinkable?

ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 10 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

What is it called when 2 flowers have an unplanned pregnancy?

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What is it called when 2 flowers have an unplanned pregnancy?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

Car Talk with Martok: Naturally Won

media.piefed.world

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Car Talk with Martok: Naturally Won

media.piefed.world

FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

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Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 days ago

A world class athlete twisted his ankle in training.

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A world class athlete twisted his ankle in training.

Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 days ago

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