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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

sure way to get a man

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sure way to get a man

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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago
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    What’s the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?

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      Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps

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        Ok, now what.

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          Buy one and take a shower

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            The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though

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              Gardening section

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                You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.

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          Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?

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          Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.

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          Keep starin

        • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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          Now they still don’t want to talk to you

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        Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.

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          Thanks for the ad.

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        Devilishly clever!

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      There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.

      You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.

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        There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.

        RIP women, but tbh what did they expect when they chose the bear

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          I mean, they’re not exactly wrong, the odds of getting raped on an evening walk are drastically higher than a bear screwing with them.

          Being a guy, I think the odds are still relatively low, but also being a guy, I don’t have any say in how they feel about things nor their experience to understand.

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            A random bear is a lot more likely to maul you to shit than a random dude is to rape you lol. It’s a horrible choice but I respect it (rip)

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              A random bear is a lot more likely

              I get the feeling you’re not acquainted with wild bears.

              Unless they feel threatened (especially with cubs) they generally DGAF.

              Almost 1 in 2.1 Million Chances of Being Attacked by a Bear. (National Park Service)

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                I think it really depends on the bear. Polar or grizzly, and you’re in trouble.

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                This is about being with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…

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                  g with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…

                  This was the sauce

                  https://people.com/would-you-rather-be-in-woods-with-bear-or-man-tiktok-8644184

                  be in the woods with a bear or a man

                  The Parks Service is reporting on bear attacks in the woods.

                  While true it’s not man attacks in the woods, it’s close enough to at least understand it.

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      I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.

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        Must be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))

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