Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
I’m willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
Honestly, that’d work.
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
What, like, you want more of it?
“Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you’re good and crazy, the sky’s the limit!” - The Tick
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Chicken enchirito
Annnnd theeennnnnn???
Combo or by itself?
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You’re going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
Ah yes, good thing I’m good at being specific, when I put myself to it. But good catch!
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
this was the best and worst thing I’ve read all day
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
Some potato chips.
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
A pack of condoms and, uh… What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don’t think they’re allowed to sell that any more
I see you used to buy “hare” meat in medieval times
