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Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de to [Moved to Piefed] Ask@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

What's the best one-liner joke you've heard recently?

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What's the best one-liner joke you've heard recently?

Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de to [Moved to Piefed] Ask@lemm.ee · 9 months ago
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  • ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9 months ago

    Canada and Mexico border on stupidity.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    Sherlock Holmes loves mexican restaurants because they always give him good quesadillas

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      Alright, had to look this one up, good one

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      good case ideas.

  • PaulBunyan@lemm.ee
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    Hear about the guy with five dicks?

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    Pants fit like a glove.

  • ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Hitler isn’t credited enough for having killed Hitler.

  • remon@ani.social
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    People that are afraid of paedophiles need to grow up.

  • marighost@lemm.ee
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    (in referring to our jobs) “What we do here is like putting lipstick on a pig, so you’d better just pick the best shade.”

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      9 months ago

      Consulting?

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