Aww shit. I have a health condition so my wife is extremely likely to outlive me, probably by decades. I should start recording videos for her.
Or should I? I want her to move on after I go and I don’t want to interfere with that. Dying sucks.
gotta make the most cringe content you can, make it a real test so she has to really miss you to watch them
Just a recording of you singing baby shark.
“MIND. THE GAP.” It’s only Embankment station that has this old recording. The rest have been updated. It is kept just for her. The new message is longer and much less stern. Something along the lines of “Please mind the gap between the train and the platform”
“Roight, blokes. Doff your rubbish in the skip, else me bobbies will haul you roight to the Tower o’ London!”
The stern warning is iconic tho.