The Cooper Show, Starring Cooper, and also featuring some dumb ugly losers in the wasteland that nobody cares about, is about my gorgeous darling precious cowboy with beautiful eyes named Cooper. I will watch the parts without Cooper but only because that’s what Cooper would want me to do, and I don’t want to disappoint Cooper.

IDEAS TO IMPROVE THE SHOW:

  • Ensure Cooper is on the screen at least 83% of the time
  • When Cooper is not on screen, all character dialogue must be inquiries as to Cooper’s whereabouts
  • Cooper should be given access to a mint-condition 2068 Chryslus Highwayman Deluxe with infinite fuel that is also a time machine

Lucy’s story in the first episode left a real bad taste in my mouth with how lazy the writing got, and Maximus’s section is very vague on whether or not he’s a complete piece of shit, and the show is packed with maudlin moments it doesn’t earn in the first episode, but Cooper’s segment was fucking amazing and Walton Goggins fucking nailed it, becuase he’s Walton fucking Goggins.

To summarize: Cooper show good, disregard previous false intelligence show was bad, most especially reports that I thought it was super bad, this is revisionist propaganda promoted by reactionary elements purge-1 purge-2