if you ride a cervelo you know how to no hand it along paris roubaix anyways or all the other dentist would kick the shit out of you. At which point just tape a can of baked beans to your frame and spoon it out along the ride. The increased cW for the alloted 120 seconds of upright riding cancels right out via the synergetic mix of pure and complex sugars baked beans deliver
You could put the beans into a spare tube and have them forcefed to you by some sort of contraption via the rotary force of the wheels. Then, if you need your spare, it is finely coated with beans and sugary tomato liquid, which could work as a tyre sealant. Anybody know how much psi a white bean takes before disintegrating?
if you ride a cervelo you know how to no hand it along paris roubaix anyways or all the other dentist would kick the shit out of you. At which point just tape a can of baked beans to your frame and spoon it out along the ride. The increased cW for the alloted 120 seconds of upright riding cancels right out via the synergetic mix of pure and complex sugars baked beans deliver
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You could put the beans into a spare tube and have them forcefed to you by some sort of contraption via the rotary force of the wheels. Then, if you need your spare, it is finely coated with beans and sugary tomato liquid, which could work as a tyre sealant. Anybody know how much psi a white bean takes before disintegrating?
And farting because of the beans makes up the loss in forward thrust while you were eating them