if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 2 年前

if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 2 年前

will you show video proof that you did that

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Do I have to?

Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Proof or ban, it’s the law

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Fuck it, I’m in.

WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 年前

Downvoting to save my eyes

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 2 年前

Upvoting to damn your eyes.

LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 年前

Don’t leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?

LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 年前

Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.

ssm@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 年前

I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart

OsaErisXero@kbin.run · 2 年前

Pics or it didn’t happen

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

odium@programming.dev · 2 年前

D. All of the above?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I usually charge extra for scat stuff.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I’m to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Sure.

Haven’t you ever ended up with a little corn on the knob?

itsmect@monero.town · 2 年前

Absolutely.

coaxil@lemm.ee · 2 年前

jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 年前

No. No, you do not.

gregorum@lemm.ee · edit-2 2 年前

after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

pacmondo@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Upvoted just for you buddy

sag@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Do now

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.

LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com · edit-2 2 年前

Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let’s fucking gooooo

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 2 年前

Well this aged poorly

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Actually it’s always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 2 年前

… 😦

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world