• Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    “despite being fed a treat 20 mins ago, I’m going to sit in front of the plate and hope old mate feels guilty and gives me more right now”

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      1 year ago

      They force me to live off dust… I’m not sure how much longer I can survive these conditions.

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        1 year ago

        So there’s 3 phases.

        This is phase one.

        Phase 2 is licking the crumbs on the plate and looking back at me (my wfh setup is just there)

        Phase 3 ramps it up. It’s headbutts to the leg.

        If after all that I don’t give in, its jump and hang onto my leg with claws.