“… nevermind. I just wanted coffee.”

No, I do not support reproductive rights. By that I mean conservatives that reproduce.

Cute nurse at the bar asked me what my opinion on abortion was. Thought for a beat, “I’m a man. It’s not my business to have an opinion.”

“RIGHT FUCKING ANSWER!”

We dated for a bit, much fun.

People shouldn’t have the right to bring life into this world of suffering.