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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Senate Passes Emergency Border Funding To Prevent Female Leadership From Spreading To U.S.

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Senate Passes Emergency Border Funding To Prevent Female Leadership From Spreading To U.S.

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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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WASHINGTON—Saying threats were at record levels after the recent presidential election in Mexico, the Senate passed emergency border funding Monday to prevent female leadership from spreading to the United States. “Given the very disturbing trend of empowerment and gender equality currently developing south of the…
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