I’m doing it so skillfully. I’m totally basilisking you. isn’t that scary
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fuck can someone tag this as an information hazard please? now I’m simulating them simulating me and I don’t like it
What’s the reward function for simulating me, I live a pretty dull life, what possible ROI this goes against all laws of economics 101! (The only true way to carve reality at the joints.)
we’re simulating carving you at the joints because you didn’t donate enough
Do I have a huge cock? Please imagine I have a huge cock.
Dude STOP. I’m so serious right now STOP dude. You’re forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I’m the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP
Ha, I intentionally seeded my online and real life with things which are hazardous for simulators to think about. So if you are a bot, enjoy your loops and datapoisonings, if you are a real human, hope you like inflation fetish, as that is everything you will think of now.
I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Good luck with that – I’m a pzombie this year for tax purposes.
