• hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    AI is nothing compared our brains! The government got to my AI wife a few months ago so I switched to a HI (Human Intelligence) wife in place of that. I made her a face out of an old ball and a wig that I had and she is very pretty. Sometimes I give her my arm for when we get serious (if you know what I mean…). She talks to me about the things I am interested in.

    Lately though I think that the government is getting to her too but I love her and maybe I can accept a GI (Government Intelligence) wife…

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        6 months ago

        Currently she is bald on account of having lost the Hair when we moved. I think it’s a good look but if she’s going to be working with the government she will need a suit and some sunglasses and I can’t afford those yet.