ZeroCool to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coimagemessage-square172fedilinkarrow-up11.7Karrow-down143
arrow-up11.66Karrow-down1image"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coZeroCool to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square172fedilink
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down3·18 days agoMFer you explained to your children that an obese elderly man invaded your house to give them a PS5 and flew away on a magical sleigh.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·17 days agoOr that an independently wealthy fairy sneaks into their room while they sleep because she has a thing for teeth.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·17 days agoChildren’s teeth. I got an $800 bill for pulling one of my adult teeth. But it was way cheaper than the $3k for a root canal. Maybe that’s where she gets her money.
minus-squarebane_killgrind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 days agoThe fae don’t charge and you should not trust them on that basis
MFer you explained to your children that an obese elderly man invaded your house to give them a PS5 and flew away on a magical sleigh.
Or that an independently wealthy fairy sneaks into their room while they sleep because she has a thing for teeth.
Children’s teeth. I got an $800 bill for pulling one of my adult teeth. But it was way cheaper than the $3k for a root canal.
Maybe that’s where she gets her money.
The fae don’t charge and you should not trust them on that basis