Can’t wait for them to make oxygen boofing kits so I can inhale pure vape juice and never use my lungs for air again

No honey, it’s not what it looks like. I’m Inventing the next generation of scuba gear.

-me soon after reading this article

New Demon Slayer tech discovered?

You, a beta mouth breather:

Me, a chad ass breather:

The breathable enema was not on my bingo card this year

This song in a nutshell innit