My favourite was from last year.
I set up my pumpkins outside, leave the lights on and door brightly lit to let everyone know I’m serving candy.
Most of everyone in the neighbourhood leave a bowl or box of candy at the door to let kids serve themselves. I’m one of the few that actually goes to the door to serve the kids. … I love this stuff and I always make sure to have a good supply of chocolates, candies and chips to give out in good portions for everyone.
A little girl in a princess outfit gets to my door without my noticing, she opens the door, steps in … she must have seen the four big boxes of chocolates, candies and chips in front of her … and she only reached in and took one tiny little chocolate!!!
I got to the door just after she left … she stopped, said ‘Trick or Treat … I got my candy, thank you!’ … I stopped her and told her to come back and gave her way more candy than any other kid that year … I couldn’t believe that she only took that little bit of candy. She was wide eyed, happy and giggled and ran off into the night … best trick or treater that year.
This year I bought a whole mess of chocolates, candies and chips and probably bought too much … my wife absolutely hates me for it but I love this holiday and I spend more money on this than on Christmas. I served over a hundred kids and gave them tons of stuff but I still had quite a bit left over.
I kept waiting after 9:00pm and the kids started to disappear and no one was around … my wife said it was over but I kept waiting because I wanted to dump my remaining supply to anyone that appeared. A couple of goofy teenagers arrived. One was in a Mike Myers costume and other guy didn’t even have a bag and was dressed in a bloody suit. I told them it was their lucky night and I dumped the remainder of my first box to the Myers kid … then gave a spare pillow case to the other guy and filled up his bag … they were both acting goofy and thought I would be another adult that would make fun of them but instead they were really happy to get all the candy. I was happy to give it all up because I had been snacking on sugar for the past six hours. They were two of the happiest kids of the night for me.
I’m crying
I’m sobbing
But least of all, I’m weeping



