The only way lemmy will improve is if hexbear refederates .world

First you get the pee-pee, then you get the poo-poo, then you get the communism

OK let me try and make a bad tagline

Wow this tagline is hot garbage

Bring back (CW: gross)

6 7

I don’t think I can

replace them all with Obama speeches

Have GroKKK write them

I’m bluee skib a dee skib a die, skiba deeee skib ah die

Embrace the Noid

Swap every other one with a [current user], get off Hexbear and go read [insert classic work of leftist theory] one. Actually, I don’t know if that makes them worse or better.

Make it why did the chicken cross the road type jokes only

No we need to make them better.  Curate them and purge the mediocre ones.  Why did I just have to read “shiddin out my doodoo ass”?  That’s not a fun thing to read.  Now I’m thinking about some anonymous person shiddin out their doodoo ass, which is gross.  Why are we PPBing ourselves with bad taglines?  Can just anything become a tag-line nowadays?  Whatever happened to meritocracy?  Whatever happened to quality?

Tone indicator: 95% genuine, 5% hyperbolic.

make them more like scrawl in the margins tangents like in house of leaves

Perso c’est les fadas de hexbear qui m’ont mis la puce à l’oreille

ooh i never saw this tagline before.

i wish there were a way i could see all the taglines. like if I’ve seen it before i get fresh until I’ve seen em all which sounds possible but probably lots of work so i guess its fine as-is