That don’t look like hickory. Y’all know hickory makes the best post God ever gave us. It’s the holy wood. Need to beat the fear into the little ones? Hickory switch. Need a good post? Hickory post. Need a damn fine handle for your axe so you can put Uncle Jimbob, yer cousin twice removed where he belongs after layin’ hands on your woman? Hickory handle.

And what do you put Jimbob in when you’re done? Pine box. Bastard didn’t deserve hickory, or your momma, but he got her anyway.