fact

there is a NATINAL if not INTERNATINAL network of therapists where they talk about us

source

my sister in law is a therapist and she knows that were having marital problems so answer me this how could she know that unless our marriage counselor TOLD HER and heres the thing we live in florida and she lives in colorado so thats how i know its AT MINIMUM a NATINAL issue

why you should know

THIS IS OBVIOUS

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    8 days ago

    We’ve all heard about people who can see the future, and that’s obviously a bunch of bologna, but there are people who can see the past.

    I had a guy over and he asked me if I’d been smoking weed which I hadn’t but if I had been it would have been very weird for him to know that because that was 25 minute ago at least.

    Before you ask no there were no spies to tell him that I wrapped the house up good to make a fair day cage

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    8 days ago

    I’m not supposed to tell about this but the guys at my work have a secret newspaper. Each month we choose a new person from the city and case them out and print what we find. I’ve only been working for it for a few years so I’m stuck with the junk things like wastewater tasting but I am dedicated to the TRUTH and some day I will be an editor I hope.

    Joyce I’m really sorry that we published your grandmother’s secret banana bread recipe in our secret newsletter please let us know what can be done to apologize