• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Comrade, please do not escape. How about we give you beautiful apartment on 16th floor? Please, come have a look at the balcony, the view is to die for.

    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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      I was going to say that the traditional way to leave the Russian army is to charge a Ukrainian machine gun nest and get mowed down with a hundred friends.

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        It’s much easier now as all you need to do is sit and wait for a drone and you never need to leave your trench.