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Adult fidget spinner.
Welcome to Five Guys!
Your mom’s fidget spinner.
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
Pentacock
Cocktopus
Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
That’s a starprick if I’m not mistaken
starprick
So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery
Moby’s Dicks
Pentapenis
It’s a five star porn-hub
“No, this is Patrick”
Organic free range dildo star before harvest
5 player co-op