Ask all my friends dude they know I hate the devil more than anything else.

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    7 days ago

    If the devil challenged me to a fuckin’ fiddle duel I wouldn’t do it. I’d kickchop him in the neck, the most forbidden move in all of karate. You don’t fuckin challenge me to any kind of duel unless you’re prepared to get kicked+chopped.

    • lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      7 days ago

      Bro if the devil heard a fuckin arpeggio from your fiddle he’d shit his pants dude. I bet you could fouetté all over his ass while you’re kicking it.