it looks like it wouldn’t sit perfectly flat on a table

I remember my 3 friends in high school could never agree how to smoke the spoon. One was obsessed with making sure that you only hit a corner of the bowl at a time to leave green for the next, one was too dumb to do anything right and instantly coaled anything in the spoon and the third friend would puff it like an actual pipe and light a cherry in the bowl and smoke the whole thing to his face.

We ended up getting 4 spoons instead of passing lol