This would actually be hilarious if this wasn’t so damned true with all five of my kids. Now it’s more like PTSD.

When you get older:

Please let me go to bed.

Damn, I can’t sleep any longer.

Please, may I take a bath.

I don’t want to get out. (The one we all understand.)

Simple. It’s Newton’s First Law in practice.

Hey! Don’t take my children as example for your comic!

I am in this picture and I like it.

My wife is just like this. She was a C-section baby. Even in the beginning, she didn’t wanna. Never been a big fan of change even on a small scale.

The first two panels don’t just describe kids.