No.411885328
>Prank Call pawn stars from history channel
>Theyā€™re open 24/7
>Ask for battletoads
>They always rage
>lulz will be had

No. 411885392
(702) 385-7912
>press 4

No.411885919
>ā€œgold and silverā€
>oh man I didnā€™t know you guys are still open
>ā€¦ā€œyeah we areā€
>oh okay, Iā€™m looking for battletoads
>ā€œnot this shit again, its 11:00 at nightā€
>click

No. 411886329
File: (a picture depicting a gorillaā€™s head on Goofyā€™s torso, wagging their finger and stating ā€œtry to rustle my Jimmies again motherfuckerā€)

No.411886517
>gold and silver
>ā€œhey Iā€™m really into antiques you guys got any battletoads?ā€
>yeah go to our ebay site we got a handheld one by Tiger
>ā€œoh sweet man thanksā€
>уŠµŃ€
>ā€œbyeā€ click

No. 411888367
>ā€œgold and silverā€
>Hi, Iā€™m an antique video game collector and Iā€™m looking for a very old, extremely rare title
>ā€œif you say Battletoads Iā€™m going to call the copsā€
>Whatā€™s with your discrimination on battletoads? >hangs up

No 411890545
>hello gold and silver
hello, Iā€™m calling from Texas and Iā€™m interested in purchasing a certain Super Bowl ring
>absolutely sir! what team and what year (boring conversation about the ring)
>Are you interested in completing the purchase of the ring this evening?
>Yes, but I have a question first
>Yes sir?
>Does it come with BATTLETOADS!?
>click

No. 411892770
>Gold and silver
>Hey do you guys have any signed bat-
>What the hell is wrong with you nerds? Calling asking for battletoads. Itā€™s not funny or original like are you serious dude? really man?
>batsā€¦ signed bats, like from the MLB mainly the NY Yankees or the Mets, maybe even the Dodgersā€¦what were you saying about battle toads though?
>Oh sorry sir weā€™re just getting a bunch of prank phone calls lately
>Oh thatā€™s weirdā€¦ people have no lives right? (haha)ā€¦anyway, do you guys have any signed bats from the Boston Battletoads?
>Are you fucking kidding me dude
>click

No.411893323
>gold and silver
>Hey i was wondering if you had the wii mat
>yeah weā€™ve got it
>does it work with webbed feet?
>what?
>does it come with battletoads

No 411895769
Trying it again
>Gold and Silver
>Hello, I have a few quick questions aboutā€¦
>This better not be about battletoads.
>Excuse me? I needed to ask about a sword Iā€™ve been looking for.
>Iā€™m sorry sir, weā€™ve just been getting a lot of prank calls tonight. What exactly are you looking for?
>Itā€™s a very old sword, it is also very small. It fits in a BATTLETOADS hand perfectly
>Fuck you.
>click

No.411896409
>Gold and silver
>Hi I-
>This better not be about battle toads, Iā€™m losing patience kid
>ummm no itā€™s notā€¦ whatā€™s a battletoad?
>its some game everyone is calling about tonight
>battletoads? yea that sounds good ill take one if you got it click

No.411897092
>Gold and Silver
>Hi how are you?
>What can I do for you?
>Iā€™m a book dealer, you have antiques?
>What are you looking for?
>You have anything from Philip K. Dick?
>Maybe, whats the title?
>Battling on Toad Planet
>*click*

Callback, cause Iā€™m an asshole
>You hung up on me
>Who is this?
>The customer you hung up on. That is horrible customer service.
>Listen, we donā€™t have time for your pranks fucking kids.
>Pranks? What the hell did you just say to me? Iā€™ll have you know Iā€™m prior military, 82nd Airborne "BattleToads. I doā€¦
>"click*

One more time for good measure
>Gold and pawn
>BATTLETOADS *click*

No.411898453
>Gold and Silver
>Hey, Iā€™m looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend.
>You are going to have to call back during the day, we donā€™t do any sales after 9
>Oh, well is there any way I can ask you a couple questions?
>Sure, shoot.
>I want a memorable ring, maybe something from a movie or a game
>mhm
>Oh! Do you guys have the ring from Battletoads?
>-sigh- fucking really, man? You must be giving that to a guy.
His insults are amazing

No 411898474
>Gold and Silver
>Hi, I was calling to inquire about an antique hand-gun
>Sure, whatā€™s the name of the gun youā€™re looking for, exactly?
>1912 9 millimeter battletoad hand -click

No. 411898550
>Gold and Silver
>Hello this is the Las Vegas police department my name is Officer Peterson. My office recieved a call from someone here saying that your store was being Harassed by someone repeatedly asking for uh ā€œBattletoads?ā€
>Uh sorry sir but I donā€™t remember calling you can you give me the name of who did?
>Yes his name was Le Reddit
>Sorry. who was it again?
>His name was Austin Russel
>He isnā€™t in right nowā€¦what was your name again?
>Officer Battletoad
>*Hang up*

No.411902870
>Gold and Silver
>Hey I was wondering if you deal in rare books?
>Lemme guess you want a Battletoad instruction book??
>Excuse me??
>Nevermind. Lot of prank calls tonight
>Pf. kids in the summertime canā€™t find anything else better to do, eh?
>Yeah, well we donā€™t really deal in books but we do have some here. What are you looking for?
>Do you happen to have anything by Hemmingway? ā€œOld Man And The Seaā€ perhaps?
>I donā€™t think so. youā€™d have to call during the daytime or come in to find out.
>Ahā€¦OK. Well I also have one Iā€™d like to sell off. Itā€™s a signed J.K. Rowling first print.
>The Harry Potter author?
>Yeah I had one of her books signed by her. ā€œHarry Potter And The Order Of The Battletoadā€
>You fuckin kidding m-
>Click
ā€¦Iā€™m still laughing

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      1 year ago

      I did Battletoad calls with them back in the day, at least some of the posts were real.

      Also, the phone number has not changed - do with that information what you will.