"If only our awesomely manly battlemagewartemplarfighters were allowed to [CW: SA]
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r*pe and pillage
with impunity we would’ve won every single one of our stupid wars"
-Some barely sentient blob of protoplasm
Can the supervolcano under Yellowstone erupt already and delete these people
wtf did the juggler do to you?
Juggla, juggla, don’t fuck with tha juggla
Great Milenko!
Beat me to it!
Dude’s really bitter about the
fight in Deltarune? 
Bro couldn’t get the jeviltail smh it’s not even that hard
CUT THE JUGGLER
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Every single American war has been started by guys exactly like this that think they can use maximum violence to quickly and decisively win.
“Don’t siege Leningrad, take it”
I still can’t believe that guy
The most Hearts of Iron brained man ever
Nazis literally tried to do as he wanted, but were unable to do it!
Yeah dude we could totally have won Iraq and Afghanistan if we checks notes just killed even more people even more indiscriminately.
Yeah I mean even going back to Korea the only thing the US hasn’t done is nuking everything
In my experience, the folks who talk about survival of the fittest and shit like that could rarely take a punch.
cutting the juggler
The title of my documentary about layoffs in a struggling circus.
Yessssss
This guy would get folded by a 10 year old in an inner city.
8 year old me learning that adults really don’t like getting punched in the nuts (my dad had it coming)
LET GO OF MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU
unwilling to take the cuffs off
I really wonder if this person is a boomer and they’re just regurgitating Vietnam War apologia because they’re stuck in the past, or if they’re younger and have no clue where this rhetoric comes from, they’re just aping what they’ve heard without any understanding of the context.
cutting the juggler
Opinion discarded
sounds like an insane clown posse song
What else are you supposed to do what that mfer is tossing bowling pins in front of you?
Okay go off to fight the war then Mr. Badass
We have to bring back the “Woah, we got a badass here” meme
sorry pally, best I’ve got right now.
I love it
Does this person think every war campaign in history that was bogged down in a quagmire was because of woke? Did Napoleon get decimated in Russia due to woke?
Germany was so woke they got wrecked by the USSR
The funniest shit is that Nazis really thought that the Soviet Union was woke (well, they used other terms) and so it would be defeated much easier than the Russian Empire.
There’s that famous recording of Hitler being astonished by the production of tanks in the USSR too. They had thought that communists were incapable of making things because they thought communism doesn’t work.
I was trying to find that article about the US aircraft carrier group in Yemen, where the commander said that the soldiers were traumatized because they didn’t expect anyone to shoot at them. Does anyone remember it?
I’m not allowed to type what I think about this person
This one you could peck in the eyes
Why is mr clean shirtless and juggling
iran should use chemical weapons on burger troops
