Or at least flip me over with a spatula so my other side can brown
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Oh ho who sat on Dort_Owl?
flappingjack
i’ll get the butter
TIL owls can get flaccid like cats.
Hey that’s not my dedicated farting chair is it?
MELTED!You’re all talking nonsense, obviously we need to get a bicycle tire inflator to refill that poor bird.
Excuse me, can you spare me your bones?
Someone sucked the bones right out of this here poor owl.
TFW its summer in Florida and you had the absolute audacity to sit on a pleather car seat with shorts on for 30 seconds.The only time its correct to serve roasted buns with a spatula.
